So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
