so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize