he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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