That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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