It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
handjob tips. give me some.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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