so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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