Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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