I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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