So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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