Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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