Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We have so much sex to catch up on
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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