I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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