Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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