sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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