Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
pop tarts are not kleenex
Im just a social blackout drinker.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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