i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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