..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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