What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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