I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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