Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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