doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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