Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
that may or may not have been my penis.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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