Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I wish you could order shots online.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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