Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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