There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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