do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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