sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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