belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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