And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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