So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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