I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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