Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
her facebook's as public as her vagina
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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