i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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