Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
