remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm gonna fight the coyote
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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