can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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