If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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