ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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