she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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