maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
