Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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