i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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