You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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