Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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