I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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