Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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