Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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