in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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