You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
