Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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