At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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