my vag is so smooth its legendary
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he thought i was a dude.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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