North Korea, Best Korea!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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