You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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