...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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