That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Do vagina's smell?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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