Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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