In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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